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1. 2 days ago on Ozy and Millie

   Five, actually. Jonathan Really is just a bit obscure.

2. 2 days ago on Nancy

   A bought a journal once. Took about a week to never write in it again.

3. 2 days ago on Kliban

   That’s marijuana?!?! Then what have I been smoking for the last fifty years?!?!

4. 3 days ago on Stone Soup

   “I just hope to prevent disease.” RFK Jr. has a dissenting opinion.

5. 3 days ago on Non Sequitur

   What is the difference between mass and weight? The International Space Station may be weightless, but if you kick it, you will still break your foot.

6. 3 days ago on Brewster Rockit

   All of our “creation” is a simulation. We are being tested by our creators to see how stupid we can get before they pull the plug. Getting scarily close.

7. 3 days ago on The Born Loser

   It’s been over 60 years since my father took me to our first hockey game. We were both surprised when people started to leave after the third “quarter”.

8. 4 days ago on Brewster Rockit

   Rosanne Barr was once asked if she had any regrets over her marriage to Tom Arnold. She said her only regret was that she wasn’t a widow.

9. 5 days ago on Super-Fun-Pak Comix

   There was a band that started as a power pop band, making fine records and kicking butt in concert. Then, they stopped touring and watched their music evolve into something more sophisticated. That band’s name? XTC. What? You were thinking of some other group?

10. 7 days ago on Pickles

    I pretended it was a hotline to the Kremlin.