Keaton

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Recent Comments

  1. about 22 hours ago on MythTickle

    That was Zen.

    And this is now.

  2. about 22 hours ago on FoxTrot Classics

    “Nimrod was a mighty hunter…”

  3. 5 days ago on Betty

    I’m 70. My wife’s away for a few days. I’ve pretty much lived on pizza, salads and fresh fruit. I can cook perfectly well, but I’m not inclined to spend time cooking for one – and there are worse diets.

  4. 5 days ago on Luann Againn

    I believe that the “banana peel” thing started as an early movie euphemism for other, less pleasant detritus often found under foot.

    Please clean up after your pets.

  5. 6 days ago on Arlo and Janis

    You are joking. I adore my wife, but I can do the regular shopping in under half the time that she takes. If she wants to come, that’s fine – but, most times, by preference I’d far rather go do it on my own.

  6. 6 days ago on Luann Againn

    I’ve been sent by my wife to buy underwear on multiple occasions. Frankly, after the first time it ceased being remotely embarassing. It’s not what you do, it’s how you do it, basically.

  7. 8 days ago on The Duplex

    “Our love is one in a million, you couldn’t buy it at any price

    But of the nine point nine nine nine

    Hundred thousand other possible loves

    Statistically some of them would be equally nice"

    - Tim Minchin “If I Didn’t Have You”

  8. 12 days ago on That is Priceless

    Glove? What glove? I’m just a big fan of tattoos.

  9. 12 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    There’s more to it than that, though. At some point you have to put the gym bag back in the trunk. And all those steps to get to the rear of the car and back. It all adds up.

  10. 12 days ago on MythTickle

    “Well, what is it, then?”

    “A CALENDAR? It’s a bit BIG for a calendar, isn’t it?”

    - Michael Flanders, 1956 (“Built Up Area” monologue from “At the Drop of Another Hat”)