I do own worse; one with a 3-D Krampas head. The head also serves as a pocket for a can of beer or cell phone. It’s won me both ugly sweater contests I entered.
Lucky! It looks like we’re going to have another El Nino winter, which means little to no snow. This will lead to more dying forests, dry streams and forest fires next spring/summer.
I’m not sure. This was my first favorite novel, even before I started school, but that was many decades ago. Still, I don’t recall her being Mayor of anything.
The Dirt Vortex 5000, I think I sold those door-door back around 1981.