Dr. Pedant Says: Fewer is used for things that are counted (such as items in a grocery cart); less is used for values that are measured (such as weight or distance).
Remember last month, when Gil had a massive heart attack, from coaching stress? Gil does! Gil would rather not have another one. And sure, his assistant coaches simply cannot coax wins out of the Mudlarks, but was Gil ever that good at coaxing wins out of his team, really? Something to think about as he takes a long, luxurious sip of coffee. You know, it really is better when you make it in a French press, but who has the time? Well, Gil does, now!
A mime is a wonderful thing to waste.