Pig Life…!
Slutty Witches Be…Melted?!
I hope they go the way of Lehman Brosthers…!
Boston Cream…?! (The only thing from Boston worth anything…Go Yanks!!)
Looks like Santa’s Recon! Someone is destined for a big ‘ol lump of coal in their stocking! (Do Millennals & Gen Z’ers even have X-mas ‘stockings’ anymore?!)
Tru-Dat!
Witches With Surplus Inventory Be Loco!
Boomers, ha…!
Little Witches Addicted To Sugar Be VERY Loco!
Witches Who Try To Follow Julia Child’s Recipes Be Loco!
Pig Life…!