Recipe for swill
Get a large pot.
Start by using yesterday’s leftover swill for a base.
Then find a rodent, coach roach, or anything that could be considered meat and chop it up and put it in the pot. Stomped on food is even better!
Peal and chop off the ends of carrots, potatoes, cucumbers, and any other vegetables handy and put the vegetables aside. Place the peals and cut ends in the pot.
Add enough water to fill the pot.
If the Swill is to thin you can add other items from the kings trash that aren’t too moldy and add it to the pot. Let it cook until the water is boiling and you wake up from your nap.
Then give it to the guards to serve the prisoners.
NOTE: don’t put in food from the kings trash that actually looks good! You can sell it to the local restaurants for quite some profit.
I hate to say this but i thing the happy expresion on his face when the dad thinks calvin is “IN” the tigers den does not coenside with the rest of these coments.
It apears he doesn’t want to miss seeing calvin with the tigers. This sounds more morbit the more i think about it.
One time i brought a friend on my older sister date and just as she and her date were going to hold hands my friend grabes both their hands and walked between them…
For some reason my sister never let my friend come again???
Recipe for swill Get a large pot. Start by using yesterday’s leftover swill for a base. Then find a rodent, coach roach, or anything that could be considered meat and chop it up and put it in the pot. Stomped on food is even better! Peal and chop off the ends of carrots, potatoes, cucumbers, and any other vegetables handy and put the vegetables aside. Place the peals and cut ends in the pot. Add enough water to fill the pot. If the Swill is to thin you can add other items from the kings trash that aren’t too moldy and add it to the pot. Let it cook until the water is boiling and you wake up from your nap. Then give it to the guards to serve the prisoners. NOTE: don’t put in food from the kings trash that actually looks good! You can sell it to the local restaurants for quite some profit.