“How can you be in two places at once when you’re not anywhere at all?” - The Firesign Theater
Set the barre low enough & you got yourself a challenging Limbo Contest.
The dinosaur’s not fat, he’s just big-boned.
The bass player IS taller, but as is the case in most rhythm sections, he must lower himself to drummer’s level. … … What, no rim-shot? [drummer sits with arms folded, glaring]
“How can you be in two places at once when you’re not anywhere at all?” - The Firesign Theater