It looks like an old fashioned glass ketchup bottle, which at times you had to use drastic measures to get the ketchup to come out. But then again, maybe the ketchup had a fear of germs like Howie Mandel and refused to shake, but rather to fist bump.
Of course it is going on all night. After all, we did have a full moon last night! WOOF!! WOOF!! and a howl or two to boot!