I love that Zonker is the voice for improving education.
Incidentally, while the QR codes have limited distribution around here, they are much more common in some parts of the world, such as Japan. So Doonesbury readers are in on the ground floor of what is one of the coming things.
It’s obvious first off that you are rather incompetent at judging someone’s weight. Is Rose’s mom really what you think a person weighing 500 pounds looks like?
And more importantly, regular readers know that Meemaw is more than capable of running rings around anyone else at whatever she wishes to accomplish. She’s the ultimate perfect grandma.
And, uh, one final thought? May I suggest that describing someone as a ‘blimp’ does nothing to improve our collective need to lose weight?
No, no. God put fossils there to test our faith. And he put most of the oil under land controlled by Muslims because … um, wait don’t tell me…