I can relate. Usually when I’m done cooking I’ve sampled so much that I’m full. But then again, I did get yelled at for eating a cold ear of corn on the cob in bed. My wife startled me so bad with her surprise that I nearly dropped it into my bowl of cereal. Sheez.
A more realistic response would be the idiot not doing anything about it real time but posting a rant later that his mob could respond to in faux outrage. Later, Lola is banned from Twitter and becomes much happier.
He’s more of a Softhair Engineer…..