If you want answers that never change, and takes no account of the evidence, then you would want “religion” instead. As the saying goes, “science is questions that may never be answered; religion is answers that may never be questioned.”
The intense heat and vibration of the dryer creates mini-wormholes that sucks away the socks. Somewhere in the galaxy is a planet with mountains of socks.
If Wile E. Coyote had all that money to order from ACME, why didn’t he just order dinner?