Recent Comments

1. 17 days ago on PreTeena

   Did they all just pee in the pool???

2. 18 days ago on Arlo and Janis

   I worked in the programming department at a television station. One year, we picked up ten MLB games. The general manager decreed that we were to cut away if a game was running long and wasn’t close. I brought up Heidi and further noted that, with baseball, it ain’t over ‘til it’s over and a team can always come back from what seems an insurmountable lead. He was not dissuaded. Thank goodness the two games that did run long were close. I didn’t want to have to deal with the calls the next day if we did cut away.

3. about 1 month ago on Luann

   That’s the joke. Les is not the brightest bulb. He’s confusing gynecology with genealogy, and genealogy with geology.

4. about 1 month ago on Arlo and Janis

   I’m certain it is.

5. 3 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   It’s the same cartoon physics that allows a rat to be half the size of a human.

6. 3 months ago on Andy Capp

   “Ho” is a slang term for, let’s just say, a woman of questionable moral character. And there’s three Kardashian sisters, so…

7. 4 months ago on Luann

   Nobody calls me chicken, Luann! Nobody!

8. 4 months ago on Get Fuzzy

   *Smokey’s on my tail, and my accelerator’s stuck

   I didn’t feel like quoting the entire song word for word, but for those interested I suggest you search for it on YouTube.

9. 4 months ago on Get Fuzzy

   I’m drivin’ a truck

   Drivin’ a big ol’ truck

   Pedal to the metal, hope I don’t run out out of luck

   Rollin’ down the highway until the break of dawn

   I’m drivin’ a truck with my high heels on

   “Truck Drivin’ Song” by Weird Al Yankovic

10. 4 months ago on Arlo and Janis

    Note tongue in cheek emoji :-/