DO NOT auto-renew!
WTF?
How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
More like a chucacabra!
I’ve done that!
He’s calling the dog (Blackie) to chase away the (insurance) salesman!
Dogs just don’t live long enough, even at 14 years. Sorry for your loss. i’m sure he’ll be in your heart forever. All a dog ever wants is to make his owner happy!
You can never trust a man who doesn’t own a dog!
Kansas City’s Gary Lezak on KSHB41!
Wait ’til you spoon into a moldy carton!
It’s almost impossible to work on them without falling off the ladder at least once!
WTF?