that was hilarious!
minor one : dark wouldn’t have a locker. he was manager during cepeda’s years.
dang near hadda call 911 cuz of possible cardiac probs due to hysterical laughter.
this is the time to stop the car,turn slowly around,pause,glare menancingly and drive away.
don’t think 150 is normal for all turtles. altho the Galapagos one has a lonely old-timer around that age.
once burned, twice shy ?
that was hilarious!