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1. 4 days ago on Over the Hedge

   I was reading a comparative research paper on the two and they had found that when the Bonobos tribe experienced stress or some internal disputes, they would collectively hold an orgy to calm things down. One of my Sociology TAs made the comment that the world would be a better place if we had come from that tribe.

2. 4 days ago on Over the Hedge

   I would take that as a compliment if we were more closely related to the peace-loving Bonobos but sadly, we have much more in common with the Pan Troglodyte Chimpanzees who rape, murder, steal, and wage war like us.

3. 6 days ago on La Cucaracha

   People of Mexican descent are also Indigenous Peoples.

4. 6 days ago on Arlo and Janis

   I’m pretty sure the “Leaky Butt Syndrome” side effects are what killed the potato chips that used Olestra.

5. 7 days ago on Dog Eat Doug

   Do you know if yours is the result of the crossbreed English Bulldog/Pug or if it is one of the selective breeding results? I’ve been reading up on them but haven’t found if one is preferred over the other for temperament or medical reasons. Except for seasonal allergies my little girl was a standard English who never experienced health issues until old age fully set in but would love to know your experience with the Mini-English.

6. 7 days ago on Dog Eat Doug

   I know, right? Trying to get that Kong Bone out of her mouth was absolutely impossible if she didn’t want to give it up, especially if she knew it was time for me to shove a pill down her throat. Hiding it in her food never fooled her.

7. 7 days ago on Doonesbury

   Winning will bring the coeds and hints to the right boosters will bring the Courvoisier V.S.O.P. Such has it’s always been.

8. 7 days ago on Doonesbury

   First, they took $80 million that was mandated by Congress to them for handling immigrant issues out of the state’s bank accounts and then they filed suits against the governor, attorney general and prosecutors for being big ole meanies to tRump. The last straw for the federal prosecutors was being ordered to put the criminal charges against a corrupt mayor on hold so they quit their jobs in protest. tRump 2.0 is working hard to be even more corrupt than tRump 1.0.

9. 7 days ago on Wallace the Brave

   Si vis pacem, para pactum. I know, wishful thing on my part.

10. 7 days ago on The Grizzwells

    Well, at least the quinine in the tonic water helped with the malaria.