Recent Comments

1. 9 minutes ago on F Minus

   If THEY don’t like you being a cat, tell your school you believe you’re a cat. The school might report THEM to the authorities who might take you away from THEM. But one day, you’ll find you’re 18, and that no one wants to pay you a good salary for being a CAT! “Furries!!??” What’s happening to our country when ANY adult can support his crap?

2. 15 minutes ago on Moderately Confused

   True story. About four years ago, I was 63 and my youngest son was 37. One day, he asked me, “Did you ever suddenly realize all the responsibilities you have, and say to yourself, ‘Wow! I’m a man!’”?I said, “No, but if I ever do, I’ll let you know.”

3. 23 minutes ago on Non Sequitur

   Income tax was started to help fund one of the World Wars, I think. It was supposed to be temporary. Yeah, like the government can ever stop their insatiable appetite for our money. The next time you hear “the federal government is going to pay for …” translate that as “taxpayers “.

4. 31 minutes ago on B.C.

   “Tumble Down the Mountain”, written by Eileen Dover.

5. 34 minutes ago on Pooch Cafe

   If the hole fits, wear it.

6. 35 minutes ago on Free Range

   If they’re coming to quote the job, it makes sense. When they come to actually clean, it’ll look like this again.

7. 2 days ago on Chip Bok

   Boy, do you have that backwards!

8. 2 days ago on Shoe

   Why can’t you be more decisive?I don’t know.

   Why are you always so disagreeable?I am not!

   Why do you always procrastinate?I’ll tell you later.

9. 4 days ago on Chip Bok

   And it sounds like you’re planning to.

10. 4 days ago on Chuckle Bros

    I used to be hooked on The Hanky Panky, but I turned myself around.