No, they don’t, and neither does Liberty Mutual – because the government won’t allow it. You can select some things, but state and federal regulations keep many options off the menu.
I vaguely remember reading that once. I more clearly remember an advertising campaign for oatmeal in the late 1960’s or early 70’s that apparently took their strategy from Filboid Studge.
Eeuw – but I was thinking the same thing before I read your comment, and remembering a cartoon in Mad Magazine 50 or 60 years ago with the caption “You just can’t train nose hairs.” If I recall correctly, that’s when I first learned there is such a thing as nose hairs. Now, I need to use my nose hair clippers at least once a week.
The game may end prematurely, but the channel has to show all the commercials they contracted to show.