Recent Comments

1. 1 day ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   After initial testing, Calvin changed the name of his invention to “instantaneous pants remover”.

2. 4 days ago on Pickles

   That happens all the time at my house. The only difference is that the lost object is in the dogs mouth and is at least slightly chewed…

3. 18 days ago on FoxTrot Classics

   Warthogs only get used in ground attack situations where air supremacy has already been achieved. Their air to air strike capability is very limited and they’re unlikely to survive attacks from enemy fighter aircraft. They were awesome in their day though…

4. about 2 months ago on Dog Eat Doug

   It’s a spectrum. EVERYBODY is on it!

5. 2 months ago on Cul de Sac

   I’m pretty sure that big Shirley is actually a hog.

6. 2 months ago on Moderately Confused

   Yes. The flamingo will be able to stand but it won’t be able to walk anywhere useful.

7. 2 months ago on Non Sequitur

   Nah… it doesn’t have a circuit breaker, just fuses.

8. 2 months ago on Red and Rover

   Only when we’re trying to find you by sniffing trees…

9. 2 months ago on The Argyle Sweater

   I grew up in Wisconsin so only Brandy Manhattans were served. I was probably about 11 or 12 years old when I started mixing them on a daily basis.

10. 3 months ago on Non Sequitur

    Back then it was “malwear”. Also known as armor.