Recent Comments

1. 6 months ago on Wizard of Id

   Wow – you really had to stretch it to come up with an insult as demented as “Kenyan giant” for a 5’4" woman from India. What’s the matter, the cocktail of pharmaceuticals and fungi that are your usual inspiration having in off day? Or is your pre-frontal lobotomy showing again?

   Perhaps your keepers catch you soiling your diapers in public again, and have to restrain you over the commode again?

2. 6 months ago on Wizard of Id

   Please stop doing drugs Bubba; they’re making you say stupid nonsense!

3. 8 months ago on Non Sequitur

   Trump followers are using anvils instead – if not napalm …

4. 11 months ago on Clay Bennett

   @FJB Almost certainly because you yourself are so breathtakingly full of equine excretia that you wouldn’t tell the difference between a documented. peer-reviewed, verified, cross-checked, confirmed FACT – and the catastrophic containment failure of your community’s sewerage treatment system.

   Hot flash Bubba: everything you ever said, everything you ever did, everything you ever imagined, all you ever were, are, or will be, is from that same containment failure. In summary: THIS is you: a clown in an excreta sandwich.On your BEST day!

   Bon Appetit, Excreta for brains!

5. 12 months ago on Clay Bennett

   “Clinton, Trump, and Biden can all be labelled as “draft dodgers.” "

   No, they cannot. Biden’s was a simple college student deferment, legitimately applied for and issued to millions of American men – including ME. Clinton was accused of inappropriate decisions but no outright deception. Trump deliberately lied, which is a crime.

   If you can’t keep your facts straight, perhaps you should just keep your mouth shut.

6. about 1 year ago on Bloom County

   Your idea of “seem” is similar to normal people’s idea of “Wow dude, that’s some FIIIIINE weed you’re smoking there!”

7. about 1 year ago on Clay Bennett

   It’s a documented and proven FACT that the vast majority of the child molesters are either evangelical christian clerics, or conservative republican politicians. The only groomer here is YOU.

8. about 1 year ago on Clay Bennett

   @aristoclesplato9 Someone has a very unhealthy fetish with “adult” fantasy stories about underage girls. You really need to get that looked at – before someone teaches you the hard way the life expectancy of someone labeled “small eyes”.

9. about 1 year ago on Clay Bennett

   Thank you for proving that your total sum knowledge of everything outside the closed system that is your mouth and your cloaca can be carved onto the head of a straight pin with a dull axe. Everything you have posted here is complete and total nonsense; either propaganda fed you by the Sluzhba vneshney razvedki Rossiyskoy Federatsii, or projections from your own people.

   The only way anyone will ever take you seriously is after you drop the extremist felgercarb, lose the loony-tunes fibbing, ’fess up to all of it you did in the past, and start talking some common sense.

   As it is, the only group you’re really supporting is Vladimir Vladimirovich and his band of merry thugs, because everything you said shows a pitiful excuse for an American.

10. about 1 year ago on Clay Bennett

    “The Conscience Of A Conservative”? THE shortest book in history, I am sure – all the pages are blank.

    Well-established fact: conservatives have NO conscience – none whatsoever.