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  1. 5 days ago on Stone Soup

    There are so-called “sovereign citizens” who believe just that. They believe that money became imaginary in the 30s and that the government has secret billion-dollar funds for everyone (hence Social Security Numbers) that we can write checks on to pay our bills. They’ve never seen a dollar from such funds, but it’s a very convenient way to rationalize not paying your bills — until you’re caught.

  2. 5 days ago on In the Bleachers

    I wonder if many vegans would find even this use of animals acceptable.

  3. 5 days ago on Doonesbury

    To quote Bill Cosby from way before he became notorious, when he was one of the sharpest, cleanest stand-up comics working:

    Man on operating table to his surgeon: “Why did you say ‘oops’? When I say ‘oops’ I know why I said ‘oops.’ Now why did you say ‘oops’?”

    Wouldn’t be surprised if Trudeau took inspiration here, conscious or unconscious, from that piece.

  4. 6 days ago on In the Bleachers

    There is, but you can’t hear it without amplifying earphones.

  5. 8 days ago on Bloom County

    The problem with euphemisms is that they wear out and take on the same connotation as the word they were intended to sanitize. It’s like taking a water-soaked sponge out of a bucket of water and replacing it with a brand new one. The water always wins.

  6. 11 days ago on Close to Home

    I guessed the punchline to this one before I scrolled down to it.

  7. 13 days ago on Bloom County

    “Bumper?” I hardly know her.

  8. 13 days ago on For Better or For Worse

    I remember when it was considered a precautionary measure to have your tonsils removed even if they weren’t giving you any trouble. Then the medical profession learned more about unnecessary invasive procedures and the risk of infection. A few months back I had a couple of blisters on my foot and rather than puncture them myself, I went to Urgent Care so they could do it the right way, whatever “right” is now.

    “Right” turned out to be “nothing.” They didn’t do anything other than prescribe some antibiotics should they show signs of infection.

    Not having four teeth removed unnecessarily sounds like prudent dental procedure to me.

  9. 14 days ago on For Better or For Worse

    Too bad. I wasn’t one of his bosom buddies, but a mutual friend introduced me to him. I think he went on to be quite successful in the comics business.

  10. 14 days ago on Tank McNamara

    Suddenly a six-pack.