That’s so cute!
My, my, my! Talk about revisionistic history.
Under the category of: “One day you’ll be as smart as your dad…”
Calvin , you’re just one hunger pain away from being some tigers happy bait.
Mrs. Horner should be an electrician, because she’s great at turning light bulbs on.
Over time, my little genius friend… over time.
I don’t know… there are quite a few fabled followers… such as this one: “It is not part of a true culture to tame tigers, any more than it is to make sheep ferocious.” — Henry David Thoreau
“A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.” Should a seen it comin’.
Wow! So much for your desire for satire. Seems you just blew your cork, pal.
That’s so cute!