You set yourself up by welcoming failure. Tighten it up with a close Burma shave, slap on some Aqua Velva, Grecian Formula and finally Brylcreem. Slap that wench on the cheeks and play the role of Gilfather.
Darby as in Darby Kiser? The HS single mom with the ginormous son Jaxon? Waiting for Jaxon to play and take up the left side of the O line for the Mudlarks.
He fantasized about getting back to where he once belonged.