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When you stop and think about it, there is only the future and the past. There is no present. Where the future and the past meet, itâs in that fleeting âmomentâ that the present exists, then itâs gone and it becomes the past.
The best fortune cookie I ever got said âYou are contemplative and analytical by natureâ So I thought to myself, âI wonder what that could mean?â
Today isnât much different than ancient times. Why, some people actually believe that the reason why geese disappear every fall is because someone is eating them.
When I was first dating my wife, we had an evening when we were sitting and watching TV. She was in front of me and I was massaging her shoulders and saying sweet nothings into her ears. Suddenly, she turned to me and said âYouâre a regular Don Juan, arenât you?â. Without hesitating, I told her in my best Don Juan accent â You know, the women call me Don Juan numero two. You know why they call me Don Juan numero two? Because every time I see a beautiful woman, I say âHey babe, you want to make love?â and they always reply, âNo thanks, I Don Juan toâ. She laughed, and in 2 weeks weâll be celebrating 40 years of marriage.
When I first got married many years ago, I put some Cherrios into a small plastic bag and made a label that said they were Polish donut seeds ( my mother in law was Polish) I told her to plant them and in a few weeks a donut tree would grow. I got a phone call from her a couple of months later and she said that nothing was growing, so I told her thatâs because she planted them upside down. She passed away a few years ago, but we always had a good laugh over the years remembering my âgiftâ
The best fortune cookie I ever got said âYou are contemplative and analytical by natureâ so I thought to myself, âI wonder what that could mean?â
When you stop and think about it, there is only the future and the past. There is no present. Where the future and the past meet, itâs in that fleeting âmomentâ that the present exists, then itâs gone and it becomes the past.