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1. almost 15 years ago on In the Sticks

   I miss the fair and balanced tagline… Fox News was always as fair and balanced as a one-legged carnie.

2. almost 15 years ago on In the Sticks

   Their minds are made up. Don’t confuse them with the facts.

3. about 15 years ago on The Academia Waltz

   Oh Aggies doest thou wonder too That your faults lie deeper than stinky socks And that when your mother gave birth to you She suffered from the pox

   But though you’ll think me tacky I’ll suppose that it’s not rare That far beneath your army khaki Lies crotchless underwear

   So Aggies lest from grace you fall We’ll concede this if you let us; Your shaven domes are heads after all Though only ones of lettuce.