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1. about 13 years ago on Brewster Rockit

   hahaha, great one!

2. about 13 years ago on Brewster Rockit

   Didn’t Indiana Jones have chilled monkey brains for dessert in the second movie?

3. about 13 years ago on Brewster Rockit

   I believe Martians have a device that swallows up nuclear weapons and then the Martians inhale it. Maybe that device could be rigged to swallow space junk. Oh that’s right, the Martians are not happy with us because we keep parking dead cars on their surface.

4. about 13 years ago on Brewster Rockit

   Raaaaiiiid!!!?!!

5. about 13 years ago on Brewster Rockit

   Oh, it’s a pen. I thought it was a rectal thermometer!

6. about 13 years ago on Brewster Rockit

   So I guess we hope he is not using his space sock…

7. about 13 years ago on Brewster Rockit

   A paradox is where you park your two spaceships at Space Mart.

8. about 13 years ago on Brewster Rockit

   Clerk: “Would you like to purchase an Extended Warranty on this blaster? We will replace it if it malfunctions within the first year.”

   Dirk: “If it malfunctions, I won’t be around to use the warranty. Idiot!!”

9. about 13 years ago on Brewster Rockit

   Great one!!

10. about 13 years ago on Brewster Rockit

    I hate when someone parks an SUV in the spaces marked for compact cars at work