Recent Comments

1. 15 days ago on Frog Applause

   I actually upgraded my Frog Applause subscription to Platinum Tier. It’s pretty sweet, because this includes Teresa making a message for my answering machine.

   Not voice mail, though. Has to be answering machine, for some reason.

2. 20 days ago on Frog Applause

   I would feel so lame if I said what they said, and the person I was addressing said, “Is that all you got?”

   Like, yes, that is all I got.

3. about 2 months ago on Frog Applause

   I failed to ration the apricots and now I’m having, um, “stomach troubles.”

4. about 2 months ago on Frog Applause

   But the thing is, I AM watching. Because I’m nosy af

5. about 2 months ago on Frog Applause

   I suppose I should feel honored this rabbit was willing to let its guard down and show me its real self, but I kind of wish nobody had chewed through the charging cable for my nose hair trimmer.

6. 2 months ago on Frog Applause

   I heard y’all are taking up the zither, though.

7. 3 months ago on Frog Applause

   In case you’re wondering why I’m a dues-paying member of the National Association of Balneotherapy Professionals, this is why. Without constant vigilance, we will cede more and more ground to those who would tarnish our profession by conflating it with….

   Ugh, I can’t bear to even say it…

   “Hydrotherapy”

8. 3 months ago on Frog Applause

   These terms are used interchangeably by PEOPLE WHO DON’T KNOW A DANG THING ABOUT BALNEOTHERAPY.

9. 3 months ago on Frog Applause

   Hey.

10. 3 months ago on Frog Applause

    Yes. As a form of ongoing protest, I have resolved to flush all “flushable” wipes, regardless of whether or how much their claims of flushability are specious, spurious, and significantly sanguine.