Bren suit

FLIGHT SUIT Free

One of the sexiest, most intelligent, most courageous people alive.

Recent Comments

  1. 4 days ago on Frog Applause

    I have PTSD from previous times I’ve been caught stealing things. Shame on you for triggering my trauma.

  2. 4 days ago on Frog Applause

    You call this large? I once consumed a comic strip larger than my head!

  3. 8 days ago on Frog Applause

    I don’t need a high altitude malaria net because the mosquitoes think I’m creepy.

  4. 20 days ago on Frog Applause

    NOT A FAN OF SCATOLOGICAL HUMOR

  5. 23 days ago on Frog Applause

    If animal crackers are on offer, I will do a lot more than pose.

  6. 29 days ago on Frog Applause

    1. This is not a dad joke.

    2. This is not any kind of a joke.

    3. If you’re saying this is a joke, then the implication is that it’s perfectly fine to accept and use a regifted root beer enema funnel.

    Once again, Frog Applause fosters enema practices that are laissez faire to the point of being criminally dangerous.

  7. about 1 month ago on Frog Applause

    The juice has not been poisoned.

    BUT YOUR MIND HAS.

  8. 3 months ago on Frog Applause

    “Fascinator” is a really weird name for a type of hat.

  9. 4 months ago on Frog Applause

    Thank you TSA for keeping me safe. I don’t want to be 20,000 feet in the air and look over and see you knitting booties!

  10. 4 months ago on Frog Applause

    I was actually planning to put your ding-a-ling in my ear.