One of the sexiest, most intelligent, most courageous people alive.
I have PTSD from previous times I’ve been caught stealing things. Shame on you for triggering my trauma.
You call this large? I once consumed a comic strip larger than my head!
I don’t need a high altitude malaria net because the mosquitoes think I’m creepy.
NOT A FAN OF SCATOLOGICAL HUMOR
If animal crackers are on offer, I will do a lot more than pose.
1. This is not a dad joke.
2. This is not any kind of a joke.
3. If you’re saying this is a joke, then the implication is that it’s perfectly fine to accept and use a regifted root beer enema funnel.
Once again, Frog Applause fosters enema practices that are laissez faire to the point of being criminally dangerous.
The juice has not been poisoned.
BUT YOUR MIND HAS.
“Fascinator” is a really weird name for a type of hat.
Thank you TSA for keeping me safe. I don’t want to be 20,000 feet in the air and look over and see you knitting booties!
I was actually planning to put your ding-a-ling in my ear.
I have PTSD from previous times I’ve been caught stealing things. Shame on you for triggering my trauma.