Pirate63

Linguist Free

Retired Irish curmudgeon and part-time pirate. Currently hiding out in Ecuador

Recent Comments

  1. about 17 hours ago on That is Priceless

    Bettina thought, “I could have a body like that. A few trips to the gym … maybe a little enhancement surgery and some implants and … Oh, who the hell am I kidding?”

  2. about 17 hours ago on Frog Applause

    No worse than drinking what laughingly passes for coffee in the Froglandia Bathmat Factory Cafeteria!

  3. about 17 hours ago on Frog Applause

    I’ll call you a cab if it will help.

  4. about 17 hours ago on Frog Applause

    Sailing close to the verge of tears, I’d say…

  5. about 20 hours ago on Andy Capp

    I won’t mention his name ( for fear of being sued ) but I knew an individual, who became well-known as a motivational speaker. He took up that career because he’d quit or got fired from every job he’d ever had.

    I was one of several bosses who’d fired him because he was lazy and had sticky fingers.

    Preachers, pitchmen, and motivational speakers are the perfect occupations for con artists.

  6. about 20 hours ago on For Better or For Worse

    The difference that 22 years can make! In many American towns and cities, the shopping mall has gone the way of the rotary dial telephone and black & white television. With the big box anchor stores like Sears and J.C. Penny folding, and online shopping becoming more popular, American malls have become ghost towns.

    My wife and I were at the Albrook Mall, in Panama City, Panama recently and were amazed at how busy it was. This is a Mega-Mall on steroids and lives up to its reputation – a plethora of stores – large and small – catering to everything from cut-rate clothing to high-end merchandise, several large food courts and restaurants, fairly easy to navigate, and according to a couple of different sales clerks I spoke to, always crowded. It’s a far cry from most of the malls in the States or even our malls here in Ecuador.

  7. about 21 hours ago on Tom the Dancing Bug

    I went to parochial school and although we didn’t have the 10 Demandments posted in the classroom, we did have a large cross with a crucified Christ. When I was a First-grader, I remember thinking, " If I screw up, this could happen to me…"

  8. about 21 hours ago on Tom the Dancing Bug

    He’s a genius compared to the idiots who govern Texas and Florida!

  9. about 21 hours ago on That is Priceless

    Helga suddenly realized that the statue bore a striking resemblance to her sister, Frieda.

  10. about 21 hours ago on Frog Applause

    I read FA so I can keep my expectations low. I’m never disappointed.