Recent Comments

1. almost 8 years ago on Off the Mark

   If you’re referring to “Old Granddad”, that’s a bourbon, not a vodka.

2. over 9 years ago on Close to Home

   Smoked salmon! Yum!

3. almost 10 years ago on The Fusco Brothers

   Reminds me of the time I was asked out by a creep. I told him politely,“No, thanks anyway.”

   He said, outraged, “Why not?”

   I said, “Because I have class.”

   He replied, “Oh, OK. What time do you get out. I’ll pick you up.”

4. almost 10 years ago on Non Sequitur

   I believe you’re thinking of violin strings. They were once made from catgut.Violin bows are strung with horse hair.But the comment was funny anyway.

5. over 10 years ago on The Duplex

   We have a land line ’cause cell reception in our complex is lousy. Folks outside at all hours trying to get some bars.

6. almost 11 years ago on The Duplex

   Spanish proverb:

   " How beautiful it is do nothing and rest afterward."

   I’ll drink to that. Diet Pepsi, please. With ice.

7. about 11 years ago on Close to Home

   Thanks for the link, John. Good to watch skits and bloopers from the days when SNL was really funny.

   Good thing it’s Saturday and I have lots of free time!

8. about 11 years ago on Invisible Bread

   I need some candy or Cheetos to eat while I wait for the HP ad to finish so I can see the bonus panel.

9. about 11 years ago on Invisible Bread

   Sooooo . . .

   Bonus panel??

   I know. I have no life.

10. about 11 years ago on Close to Home

    Sadly, I have a close relative like that. And don’t EVER get her a gift card!