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1. about 10 hours ago on La Cucaracha

   >— They love sending people to war, but once they return?

   It’s the same attitude they have toward children, as George Carlin put it; “If you’re pre-born you’re fine, if you’re pre-school you’re f****d”.

2. about 10 hours ago on La Cucaracha

   And if he finds himself on the outs with Convicted Felon Shitler — it could very well happen.

3. 6 days ago on La Cucaracha

   >— He’s got all these nifty commandments and rules that if you fail to obey every single one he’ll send you to a place of eternal pain and torment, suffering and gnashing of teeth… but wait!! He loves you!

   Yes, and many of those nifty commandments and rules contradict others. A classic case of “Dam_ed if you do, dam_ed if you don’t.”.

   Your posts sound like you’re also a fan of George Carlin. After every single time I saw one of his routines I’d come away thinking; “He is so right.”.

4. 6 days ago on La Cucaracha

   I’m also getting pretty old and, for the first time in my life, consider myself fortunate that I’ve never had a family. No children, grandchildren, nieces or nephews, not one single soul on Earth to worry about. Also, while it’s true that by no means am I an expert, about two years ago I figured that we had passed the point of no return, climate wise. I made my own estimates on how long we had left. Now that the idiots have returned Convicted Felon Shitler to office I’m revising my estimates downward. I figure we have about six to nine years, twelve years tops, before civilization completely collapses. I figure we’ll have another twenty-five to thirty-five years, forty-five years tops before the last human dies off. And there will be nothing to blame for our extinction except our own stupidity, and greed. Agent Smith in the Matrix movie was correct when he declared that “humans are a virus”.

5. 9 days ago on Prickly City

   Carnac, one of the routines by Johnny Carson that I always enjoyed. I think I’ll borrow, and slightly modify, one of his lines for the Supreme Religious Tribunal: “May the the fleas of a thousand camels infest their underwear.”

6. 9 days ago on Prickly City

   Under ordinary circumstances I would say he can’t sell the USPS since it’s in the Constitution. However, as things currently stand, I wouldn’t be surprised if he does since they want to throw the Constitution into the shredder anyway.

7. 12 days ago on Non Sequitur

   I don’t believe that, I know it with a cold hard certainty.

8. 13 days ago on Non Sequitur

   And all of Convicted Felon Shitler’s followers think the same thing.

9. 14 days ago on La Cucaracha

   >— And then there is climate change, which too many are trying to sweep under the rug.

   Yep, almost two years ago I figured we had already passed the point of no return. At that time I was estimating that civilization had about another 15 to 20 years, 25 tops before it all collapsed and that humans, as a species, only had about another 50 to 75 years, 100 tops beyond that, before becoming extinct. With the re-election of Convicted Felon Shitler I’m revising my estimates downward. I now figure that civilization has only about another 6 to 8 years, 12 tops before collapsing, and humans, as a species, another 24 to 35 years, 48 tops before going extinct. Just one more reason I’m glad I don’t have any family to worry about. The way things are now I don’t think I’d be willing to have children even if I was being paid to do so.

10. 14 days ago on La Cucaracha

    It does make me kind of glad that I’ve never had a family, other than my parents, and half brother, who are all now long dead.