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USAID send condoms to a town called Gaza in Mozambique, to stop the spread of AIDS. So that demented dimwit mixed them up!Social Security refuses to pay anyone over 115 years old. One person is currently 114, so I don’t know what will happen when they get a year older.
Actually, all NFL footballs start out with a special leather made at Horween Leather on Chicago’s North Side. Arnold Horween played for the Bears in the 1920s, but changed his name from Arnold Horwitz, because he didn’t want to embarrass his family because he was playing pro football.
Sounds like Enron!