Mouthwash. Try a Budweiser.
If Danae figures it out, perhaps she could take Casey Anthony with her.
Right after God created women, he gave us divorce lawyers.
He read “Water for Elephants” and is really pissed.
“Say, pal, you wouldn’t have a few million in spare change to help subsidize the orchestra?”
Funny stuff…and certainly eligible for a guest shot on Howard Stern’s show.
Ah, yes, I’ll have two tube steaks with everything. (And does anyone REALLY care what’s in them?)
The glory days of late night are over. Leno, Conan, Fallon, are BORING. Kimmel and Stewart cater to the current generation. Even SNL is becoming trite and contrived. 35 years? Time to move on.
Oh, oh….INCOMING !!!
Nah, it’s them bleeep Artesians…poisoning our precious bodily fluids…
Mouthwash. Try a Budweiser.