Recent Comments

1. over 13 years ago on Non Sequitur

   Mouthwash. Try a Budweiser.

2. over 13 years ago on Non Sequitur

   If Danae figures it out, perhaps she could take Casey Anthony with her.

3. over 13 years ago on Non Sequitur

   Right after God created women, he gave us divorce lawyers.

4. almost 14 years ago on Non Sequitur

   He read “Water for Elephants” and is really pissed.

5. almost 15 years ago on Wit of the World

   “Say, pal, you wouldn’t have a few million in spare change to help subsidize the orchestra?”

6. almost 15 years ago on Garfield

   Funny stuff…and certainly eligible for a guest shot on Howard Stern’s show.

7. about 15 years ago on Ken Catalino

   Ah, yes, I’ll have two tube steaks with everything. (And does anyone REALLY care what’s in them?)

8. about 15 years ago on Signe Wilkinson

   The glory days of late night are over. Leno, Conan, Fallon, are BORING. Kimmel and Stewart cater to the current generation. Even SNL is becoming trite and contrived. 35 years? Time to move on.

9. about 15 years ago on Mike Luckovich

   Oh, oh….INCOMING !!!

10. about 15 years ago on Tom Toles

    Nah, it’s them bleeep Artesians…poisoning our precious bodily fluids…