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  1. 1 day ago on Pearls Before Swine

    “Cram the pickle, jam the lettuce – shut up lady, you upset us – all we ask is that you let us throw it away!”

  2. 9 days ago on JumpStart

    Squatty potties? Never saw ’em in Paris

  3. 10 days ago on JumpStart

    My wife: “Should we rent a car while we’re in Paris?” Me: “I don’t know that many swear words in French”

  4. 14 days ago on JumpStart

    “Benchwarmer”

  5. 22 days ago on Herman

    “You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish”

  6. 30 days ago on Kliban

    Pretty sure that’s a Blue Öyster Cult song…

  7. about 1 month ago on B.C.

    14 years ago today, we went to Bath (England) for xmas. We ended up at Marks & Spencers for dinner supply shopping and the wife got bowled over by a little old lady who was targeting the same lamb hunk…

  8. about 1 month ago on Pearls Before Swine

    What’s Going On is a Gaye song…

  9. about 1 month ago on Bloom County

    ’s all liberals do – slap names on things and repat until they stickNowadays, that

  10. about 2 months ago on Peanuts Begins

    Charlie Brown has gone off the rails this time….