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![Crabgrass](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/cbg/small_cbg_u_202307181135.png)
Crabgrass
By Tauhid Bondia![Luann](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/lu/small_lu_u_201803261056.png)
Luann
By Greg Evans and Karen Evans![Pearls Before Swine](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/pb/small_u-201701251613.png)
Pearls Before Swine
By Stephan Pastis![Daddy's Home](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/crdad/small_u-201701251611.png)
Daddy's Home
By Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein![Andy Capp](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/crcap/small_u-201701251612.png)
Andy Capp
By Reg Smythe![Frazz](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/fz/small_u-201701251613.png)
Frazz
By Jef Mallett![Pluggers](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/tmplu/small_u-201701251612.png)
Pluggers
By Rick McKee![Wizard of Id](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/crwiz/small_crwiz_u_201704251550.png)
Wizard of Id
By Parker and Hart![Dick Tracy](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/tmdic/small_u-201701251612.png)
Dick Tracy
By Mike Curtis and Charles Ettinger![Loose Parts](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/tmloo/small_u-201701251612.png)
Loose Parts
By Dave Blazek![Luann Againn](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/lua/small_u-201701251614.png)
Luann Againn
By Greg Evans![9 Chickweed Lane](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/cw/small_u-201701251613.png)
9 Chickweed Lane
By Brooke McEldowney![Calvin and Hobbes](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/ch/small_u-201701251613.png)
Calvin and Hobbes
By Bill Watterson![In the Bleachers](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/bl/small_u-201701251612.png)
In the Bleachers
By Ben Zaehringer![Peanuts Begins](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/pecl/small_u-201701251615.png)
Peanuts Begins
By Charles Schulz![Non Sequitur](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/nq/small_u-201701251612.png)
Non Sequitur
By Wiley Miller![B.C.](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/crbc/small_u-201701251612.png)
B.C.
By Mastroianni and Hart![Back to B.C.](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/cbc/small_u-201701251615.png)
Back to B.C.
By Johnny Hart![Wizard of Id Classics](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/wiz/small_u-201701251615.png)
Wizard of Id Classics
By Parker and Hart![Rose is Rose](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/rr/small_u-201701251613.png)
Rose is Rose
By Don Wimmer and Pat Brady![Get Fuzzy](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/gz/small_u-201701251613.png)
Get Fuzzy
By Darby Conley![Working It Out](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/crwio/small_u-201701251612.png)
Working It Out
By Charlos Gary![WuMo](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/wm/small_u-201701251614.png)
I am reminded of the old farmer who, at the end of his working day, would walk 5 miles into town to the nearest bar. When he got there he would have one glass of whisky that he would drink silently before getting up and walking home. He did this every day, rain or shine. Finally, one freezing day, in the midst of a bilzzard, when the farmer struggled through the drifts and came into the bar the bartender had to ask. “Why do you always come into town for just one drink?” The Farmer replied “I just like to have a glass of whiskey to unwind before going to bed.” “Even in this kind of weather? Why not just get a bottle of whisky to keep at home and have your drink there? You don’t socialize when you are here anyway and it would save you the walk.”The farmer looked thoughtfully at the young bartender before shaking his head and replying: “Mister, whisky don’t keep.”