Sit, stay, bad dog.
Two years ago, I had to replace the spark plug on my snow blower because it wouldn’t start before a snow forecast. We never got any snow fall large enough to use it that year.
Call me when you have no class.
Don’t forget Crabby from Mutts.
I’m not bald. I’m getting smarter, that’s my brains pushing through.
Over here, the Halloween candy is removed from the store shelves, and Christmas items are there the day after Halloween.
Home Alone movie.
New meaning to the phrase “surf and turf”.
I wasn’t there, nobody saw me, you can’t prove a thing (Bart Simpson).
Take a walk thru a car wash.
Sit, stay, bad dog.