Recent Comments

1. over 7 years ago on Connie to the Wonnie

   Sometimes after a long day I just want someone to stroke my beard and tell me I’m pretty.

2. about 8 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   “You look more like a Number Two to me”

3. about 8 years ago on Doonesbury

   I would like to meet No One and Nobody since they are better than Trump

4. over 8 years ago on Wizard of Id

   Is there a Layaway Plan available?

5. over 8 years ago on Luann

   Either; I’m bi-sacksual

6. about 9 years ago on Shoe

   Or Walmart in Williston, ND

7. about 10 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   We’re gonna need another Timmy.

8. over 10 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Behold, The Bible predicted the NSA: Ecclesiastes 10:20 Curse not the king, no not in thy thought; and curse not the rich in thy bedchamber: for a bird of the air shall carry the voice, and that which hath wings shall tell the matter. :)

9. almost 11 years ago on The City

   Redneck Politics

10. about 11 years ago on Close to Home

    A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, “so, why the long face?”