Responding to drug kingpin Noreiga’s claim that while in a Florida prison he found Jesus, Dennis Miller said, “In a Florida prison, every other guy is named Jesus.”
Then why are you watching it?!
Silver linings don’t justify clouds.
If only they had to take what they’re somehow allowed to dish out! So much for Equality.
Now THAT’S Resourceful!
I don’t think this is what Sting had in mind.
Yabba-Dabba-Dough!
Careful what you wish for: Sting must have had phones in mind with this line of his from the mid-1980s, “It’s hard to tell the poison from the cure.”
Could she still play for the Yankees?
How come none of those other vacuum cleaners are poltrergeisting?
Responding to drug kingpin Noreiga’s claim that while in a Florida prison he found Jesus, Dennis Miller said, “In a Florida prison, every other guy is named Jesus.”