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1. about 8 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

   You can also turn it off or change the channel.

2. about 9 hours ago on F Minus

   Sting would just love this.

3. about 9 hours ago on Mother Goose and Grimm

   In 1972, at Carnegie Hall, Groucho Marx told this hilarious story about a childhood crush he had on a girl named Anna Berger who lived directly above him: Every day his mother would give him a nickel to buy fresh bread, but he would the the day-old bread for four cents instead and keep the extra penny. At the end of a month he 30 cents all saved up for a date with Anna: Five cents each for a ride to a movie, five cents for the movie, and five cents for the ride back home. But he didn’t know that Anna would want cotton candy, which was also five cents, so at the end of the movie he only had five cents left. He said, “I’m going to toss this coin up the air and I want you to call heads or tails.” She called heads, it came up tails, he rode home, she walked home (he didn’t say how far), and he didn’t see her again for fifteen years.

4. about 9 hours ago on Shoe

   They should have thought of that nine months ago!

5. about 9 hours ago on Shoe

   In 2020, during the group’s performance of “You Can’t Always Get What You Want” with each of the Rolling Stones performing from their own homes because of Covid, Keith looked asleep.

6. 6 days ago on Garfield

   Kill The Messengers.

7. 6 days ago on Peanuts

   One day in ninth grade, I was on my way up within a very crowded stairway, human equivalent of bumper-to-bumper in both directions, when some kid I’d never seen before suddenly stomped down to me, got right in my face, and hollered, “Why did you throw that pencil at me?!” “I didn’t throw any pencil.” “I SAW YOU!” “I didn’t throw anything at anybody.” And that’s the truth. But there he was, “I SAW YOU THROW THAT PENCIL AT ME!” “Either you’re seeing things or it was someone else in disguise.” “I’LL GET YOU AFTER SCHOOL!” After school, he walked up to me, punched me in the shoulder, and walked away. Even though it was nowhere near the start, nor the end, of the school year, I never saw him again.

8. 7 days ago on Garfield

   He’s 364 days early.

9. 7 days ago on Wizard of Id

   He wouldn’t think it fun if he was the victim.

10. 8 days ago on Peanuts

    Roll Over, Snoopy!