Eeeheeheehee, I like this prank, very creepy. The note would’ve been even better if it had implied he had stood there staring at her for a while.
Jen could do a whole series of “stalking messages from Frank” if she wanted, over the course of weeks. Dead flowers with an inappropriate note about Brandy’s chest, creepy-romantic notes in her underwear drawer…
This man who went to my church smoked heavily at home, even though his wife and son both had asthma. He didn’t quit smoking for their sake. What made him stop cold turkey was when his doctor told him that if he didn’t stop, HE would die.
Dean’s redeeming quality here is that he won’t even quit for his own sake.
I had a ferret who could wiggle out of anything you put on him in a manner of minutes, if not seconds. After he died, I got a dog. I tied a bandanna around his neck. Every time I saw him for the next few days, I was surprised that the bandanna was still there. It’s almost as though he CAN’T GET IT OFF ON HIS OWN.
Rabbits aren’t rodents, they’re lagomorphs.