Recent Comments

1. 10 days ago on Wizard of Id

   Look over your shoulder… shorty.

2. 10 days ago on Wizard of Id

   Great one!

3. 17 days ago on Garfield

   My Goddaughter used to leave carrots for the reindeer and a case of beer for Santa.. like Mel Blanc I hate raw carrots.. but it only takes a beer or two to wash the taste out of one’s mouth.

4. 17 days ago on B.C.

   Only problem I’ve ever had with Ben Franklin was he wanted to make the “noble” turkey our National Symbol rather than the “dandified buzzard” the Bald Eagle. I don’t know, but I bet Eagles don’t taste near as good as turkeys do.

5. 17 days ago on B.C.

   No, but they do have spurs on their “heels” and know how to use them.. don’t get in no fight with a heard of turkeys.. just chute dem. Been there.. done that.. got the big pot of oil ready for any others that think my yard is theirs. I’d be a utube thousandaire if I’d have had one of them go pro cams back then film’n me on my John Deere lawn tractor swat’n at 7 toms that were in attack mode with a badmitton racket.

6. 28 days ago on For Better or For Worse

   “I can see paradise by the dash board lights.”

7. 2 months ago on Crankshaft

   For you or the cat? Could be funny… while it lasted.

8. 2 months ago on For Better or For Worse

   I plant turnips as a “cover” crop to keep the soil in my garden working over the winter. It has some perks, one is the greens are great. Second is I’ve been known to sit in the patch with a salt shaker and pocket knife eat’n raw turnips like apples. In fact, around here they are known as winter apples.

9. 4 months ago on B.C.

   In the South we have gills behind our ears for days when we can “sea” the air.

10. 4 months ago on Stone Soup

    I’d have never lived to my next birthday had I been that snarky to my Mom. She would have let me starve to death, or just killed me on the spot to save on more aggravation… and in the 60’s she would have got away with it.