Recent Comments

1. 4 days ago on Stone Soup

   Sit for a week? I wouldn’t have been able to see for a week after the back hand I would have got.

2. 5 days ago on Stone Soup

   Those will do… til one gets hands on their first chemistry book and finds out what household chemicals can be use for… that’s the time when neighbors start to move.

3. 21 days ago on For Better or For Worse

   1) She’s a female, 2) She’s a teenager… Of course she does.

4. about 1 month ago on Wizard of Id

   Look over your shoulder… shorty.

5. about 1 month ago on Wizard of Id

   Great one!

6. about 2 months ago on Garfield

   My Goddaughter used to leave carrots for the reindeer and a case of beer for Santa.. like Mel Blanc I hate raw carrots.. but it only takes a beer or two to wash the taste out of one’s mouth.

7. about 2 months ago on B.C.

   Only problem I’ve ever had with Ben Franklin was he wanted to make the “noble” turkey our National Symbol rather than the “dandified buzzard” the Bald Eagle. I don’t know, but I bet Eagles don’t taste near as good as turkeys do.

8. about 2 months ago on B.C.

   No, but they do have spurs on their “heels” and know how to use them.. don’t get in no fight with a heard of turkeys.. just chute dem. Been there.. done that.. got the big pot of oil ready for any others that think my yard is theirs. I’d be a utube thousandaire if I’d have had one of them go pro cams back then film’n me on my John Deere lawn tractor swat’n at 7 toms that were in attack mode with a badmitton racket.

9. about 2 months ago on For Better or For Worse

   “I can see paradise by the dash board lights.”

10. 3 months ago on Crankshaft

    For you or the cat? Could be funny… while it lasted.