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- over 14 years ago on Garfield
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over 14 years ago
on Ziggy
The map is not written in English, i don’t know what it is. But hey, the plane’s navigational equipments can do the trick. Well, it is off-course most of the time. So the automatic guidance system does the job and make the necessary corrections towards its destination.. A place that we might call destiny.. because taking off and landing safely is in the hands of our competent pilots and the rest of the crew, along with everyone else on the ground at the watch tower and all the rest of the airport personnels. Making sure that everyone else’s flight onboard is a unique experience to behold..
Ladies and gentlemen, This is your Captain speaking, we seemed to be having a small problem. A few snakes and tarantulas seemed to have escaped from the plane’s baggage compartments. We’re not sure of what actually happened in their cages. Do not panic, the situation is under control. We will deal with it as soon as possible, Meanwhile there are videos on board that you can all relax to and enjoy..
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over 14 years ago
on Broom Hilda
i guess it’s the inflation.. the economics of a nation.. Cash flow analysis of capitalism and its industries.. A quarter of a century.. it’s only plastic money.. Don’t worry Nerwin, i still have some spare change at my piggy bank account. Here’s a penny, a nickel and a dime.. Don’t worry, sleep well and dream big dreams. Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow, there’ll be sun.. And by then on you can already buy a quarter-pounder at the local fastfood diner..
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over 14 years ago
on Andy Capp
Apology accepted.. i’ll bet on it.. and i’ll drink to that !! Gambling and drinking still goes hand in hand.. Cheers !! To all of those wonderful fifty years.. Old habits are hard to resist.. At least Andy and the Reverend are just being very honest, with each other’s existence.. now off to the pub with that pint.. Roll out the barrel, Roll out the barrels of fun.. ..i think i’ll have a coke and a rum..
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over 14 years ago
on For Better or For Worse
..i don’t even know, where you’re from, you sexy thing, sexy thing..
< hot chocolate >
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over 14 years ago
on Calvin and Hobbes
Oh, yes. The good old days of television.. I remember yesterday, the world was so young.. The Six Million Dollar Man, The Bionic Woman, Space 1999, Man From Atlantis, The Rockford Files, Combat, The Rat Patrol, Garrisons Gorrilas, Kung-Fu, Hawaii Five-O, Policewoman, Starsky And Hutch, Land Of The Giants, The Time Tunnel, The Night Stalker, The Green Hornet, The Wild Wild West, Wonder Woman, Sesame Street, The Electric Company, Moby Dick, Sealab 2020, The Funky Phantom, Superfriends, Batman And Robin, Superman, Mission: Impossible, The Invisible Man, I Dream Of Genie, The Munsters, The A-Team, The Knight Rider, Charlie’s Angels, Airwolf, The Greatest American Hero, Three’s Company.. The Avengers, John En Marsha, Planet Of The Apes. Salvage One, Battlestar Galactica, Star Trek, The Smurfs, Hard Times On Planet Earth, Mcgyver, The Master, The Professionals, The Avengers, Matt Helm, Dallas, And a whole lot more.. i’m still updating my memory bank. At least i still get to see a few film clips every now and then of my other favorites like The Three Stooges and The Twilight Zone here on the web..
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over 14 years ago
on Calvin and Hobbes
All day Staring at the ceiling Making friends with Shadows on the wall All night. Hearing voices Telling me That i should get some sleep. Because tomorrow Might be good for something Hold on. Feeling like i’m headed For a breakdown. And i don’t know why..
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over 14 years ago
on Calvin and Hobbes
It’s not pointless at all. Now hold on a minute, I mean wait a second, Just for a moment. Ladywolf ‘sez use your imagination. That cabinet looks like a Zenith, Or is it a Radiowealth? So the world is not in black & white Who cares, as long as it’s a working tv set..
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over 14 years ago
on Shoe
Will he be given an asylum? In a privately owned mental institution? At least for now he won’t be having a problem, Of becoming another specimen For a taxidermist’s very sharp scalpel. I’m sure it’s much better to stay at the Bate’s motel..
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over 14 years ago
on Wizard of Id
They don’t seem to be enjoying their pose. Are they just pretending because the gate is closed? I think the wizard can do something about it, At least the king of the jungle is not a midget. Give us a hand here Mister Harry Potter, I believe the both of you can solve it together..
Hey Garfield !!! You need more practice To be a perfect tennis athlete With your forehand and backhand strokes Start by getting yourself a good coach And maybe by then you can hit your target. And regroup yourself for another set.