According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds. Due to the average size of a wood chuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a wood chuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the wood chuck is functioning correctly.
There is a Massachusetts joke I remember from when I lived there.Someone from out of town is looking at a map of Massachusetts. He asks "Have you ever been to Wor-ches-tur?The Massachusetts native says "It’s pronounced “Woostah!” and this town, Gloucester, is pronounced “Glastah.” And this town—Leicester is pronounced “Lester.”The out of towner points to the town of Framingham, and says "So I guess this town is pronounced “Friggham.”
In Florida there are a lot of early birds—they’re snowbirds.