Recent Comments

1. almost 8 years ago on Mutt & Jeff

   Death is nature’s way of telling us to slow down.

2. almost 8 years ago on Herman

   He should go to the bar next door and order a Can Opener—Vodka and prune juice!

3. almost 14 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Today is the tomorrow you were worried about yesterday!

4. about 14 years ago on Shoe

   Do you really want to upset someone who’s going to be handling your food???

5. about 14 years ago on Mutt & Jeff

   It’s a bad joke. That’s whey trew da bum out!

6. about 14 years ago on Eek!

   She oughta let him sleep. That sukka needs all the beauty sleep he can get!!!

7. over 14 years ago on Mutt & Jeff

   The cop wasn’t paying attention. When Jeff dropped of the mannequin he was planning on going skiing.

8. over 14 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Evil Eye Fleagle used to use one evil eye to give you the whammy which was equal to beating you to a pulp. If he used both his evil eyes, this was a double whammy which was equal to getting the pulp beat up too. The kid is lucky mom only gave him a single whammy.