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  1. 3 months ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    That was my dad’s go to clean joke as far back as I can remember. He told it in the first person and set it in a bar in El Paso, TX where he was station in WWII.

  2. over 1 year ago on The Flying McCoys

    My brother had a trophy wife, but it wasn’t first place.

  3. over 2 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

    I also see you obviously don’t know a joke when you see one a$$hole.

  4. over 2 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Our hearts have a finite number of beats. I see no point exercising and using them up quicker.

  5. over 2 years ago on Peanuts Begins

    IZOD with the alligator made up my wardrobe from about eighth grade on through high school. (Canvas Nike’s too) I’d guess you’re 54-57 range.

  6. over 2 years ago on FoxTrot Classics

    Someone had to go there. Thanks for taking one for the team.

  7. over 2 years ago on Brewster Rockit

    I thought they might be trying Wordle.

  8. over 2 years ago on Peanuts

    Just major road rash and bruises. A friend of mine, who had the Evel Knievel bike from Sears, did break his arm.

  9. over 2 years ago on Garfield Classics

    That’s the one. Wasn’t it from the then Princess Elizabeth’s and Phillips wedding? One of my fav’s.

  10. over 2 years ago on Peanuts

    Us die-hard Evel fans don’t talk about that.