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![9 Chickweed Lane](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/cw/small_u-201701251613.png)
9 Chickweed Lane
By Brooke McEldowney![Adam@Home](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/ad/small_u-201701251612.png)
Adam@Home
By Rob Harrell![Andy Capp](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/crcap/small_u-201701251612.png)
Andy Capp
By Reg Smythe![Arlo and Janis](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/aj/small_u-201701251613.png)
Arlo and Janis
By Jimmy Johnson![Baby Blues](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/bab/small_bab_u_202201031430.png)
Baby Blues
By Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott![B.C.](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/crbc/small_u-201701251612.png)
B.C.
By Mastroianni and Hart![Back to B.C.](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/cbc/small_u-201701251615.png)
Back to B.C.
By Johnny Hart![Basic Instructions](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/basic/small_u-201701251611.png)
Basic Instructions
By Scott Meyer![Brewster Rockit](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/tmrkt/small_u.png)
Brewster Rockit
By Tim Rickard![Brevity](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/bvp/small_u-201701251613.png)
Brevity
By Dan Thompson![Broom Hilda](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/tmbro/small_u-201701251612.png)
Broom Hilda
By Russell Myers![Calvin and Hobbes](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/ch/small_u-201701251613.png)
Calvin and Hobbes
By Bill Watterson![Close to Home](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/cl/small_u-201701251612.png)
Close to Home
By John McPherson![Doonesbury](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/db/small_u-201701251612.png)
Doonesbury
By Garry Trudeau![Eyebeam](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/eye/small_u-201701251615.png)
Eyebeam
By Sam Hurt![Foolish Mortals](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/fmo/small_u-201701251614.png)
Foolish Mortals
By Tom Horacek![FoxTrot](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/ft/small_u-201701251613.png)
FoxTrot
By Bill Amend![FoxTrot Classics](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/ftcl/small_u-201701251612.png)
FoxTrot Classics
By Bill Amend![Frank and Ernest](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/fk/small_u-201701251612.png)
Frank and Ernest
By Thaves![Free Range](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/crfr/small_u-201701251611.png)
Free Range
By Bill Whitehead![Grand Avenue](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/gr/small_u-201701251613.png)
Grand Avenue
By Mike Thompson![Kliban](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/klib/small_u-201701251614.png)
Kliban
By B. Kliban![Loose Parts](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/tmloo/small_u-201701251612.png)
Loose Parts
By Dave Blazek![Non Sequitur](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/nq/small_u-201701251612.png)
Non Sequitur
By Wiley Miller![Nothing is Not Something](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/nins/small_u-201701251614.png)
Nothing is Not Something
By Greg Wallace![Pearls Before Swine](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/pb/small_u-201701251613.png)
Pearls Before Swine
By Stephan Pastis![Pibgorn](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/pib/small_u-201701251611.png)
Pibgorn
By Brooke McEldowney![Red Meat](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/red/small_u-201701251612.png)
Red Meat
By Max Cannon![Rose is Rose](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/rr/small_u-201701251613.png)
Rose is Rose
By Don Wimmer and Pat Brady![Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/smbc/small_u.png)
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
By Zach Weinersmith![Too Much Coffee Man](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/tmcm/small_u-201701251611.png)
Too Much Coffee Man
By Shannon Wheeler![Truth Facts](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/tf/small_u-201701251615.png)
Truth Facts
By Wulff & Morgenthaler![Views of the World](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/cwvwo/small_cwvwo_u_202103310900.png)
Views of the World
By Cartoon Movement-US![Wizard of Id](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/crwiz/small_crwiz_u_201704251550.png)
Wizard of Id
By Parker and Hart![Wizard of Id Classics](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/wiz/small_u-201701251615.png)
Wizard of Id Classics
By Parker and Hart![Working Daze](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/wd/small_u-201701251614.png)
Working Daze
By John Zakour and Scott Roberts![Unstrange Phenomena](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/up/small_u-201701251614.png)
Unstrange Phenomena
By Ed Allison![Tom the Dancing Bug](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/td/small_u-201701251612.png)
Tom the Dancing Bug
By Ruben Bolling![That is Priceless](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/tip/small_u-201701251614.png)
That is Priceless
By Steve Melcher![Strange Brew](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/crstr/small_u-201701251612.png)
Strange Brew
By John Deering![Speed Bump](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/crspe/small_u-201701251612.png)
Speed Bump
By Dave Coverly![Shoe](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/tmsho/small_u-201701251611.png)
Shoe
By Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly![Reality Check](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/rc/small_u-201701251613.png)
Reality Check
By Dave Whamond![Pot-Shots](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/ps/small_u-201701251615.png)
Pot-Shots
By Ashleigh Brilliant![Pickles](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/wppic/small_u-201701251611.png)
Pickles
By Brian Crane![Off the Mark](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/of/small_u-201701251613.png)
Off the Mark
By Mark Parisi![MythTickle](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/myth/small_u-201701251611.png)
MythTickle
By Justin Thompson![Moderately Confused](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/mcf/small_u-201701251613.png)
Moderately Confused
By Jeff Stahler![Lio](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/lio/small_u-201701251612.png)
Lio
By Mark Tatulli![Jen Sorensen](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/slow/small_u-201701251611.png)
Jen Sorensen
![(th)ink](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/tk/small_u-201701251612.png)
(th)ink
By Keith Knight![Lalo Alcaraz](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/la/small_la_u_202109291137.png)
Lalo Alcaraz
![Nick Anderson](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/wpnan/small_wpnan_u_202109281530.png)
Nick Anderson
![Lisa Benson](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/wplbe/small_wplbe_u_202109281544.png)
Lisa Benson
![Steve Benson](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/crsbe/small_crsbe_u_202109291337.png)
Steve Benson
![Chip Bok](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/crcbo/small_crcbo_u_202109291627.png)
Chip Bok
![Jeff Danziger](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/jd/small_jd_u_202109291304.png)
Jeff Danziger
![Matt Davies](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/tmmda/small_tmmda_u_202109291055.png)
Matt Davies
![John Deering](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/crjde/small_u-201701251612.png)
John Deering
![Bob Gorrell](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/crbgo/small_crbgo_u_202109291640.png)
Bob Gorrell
![Walt Handelsman](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/tmwha/small_tmwha_u_202109291039.png)
Walt Handelsman
![Clay Jones](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/crcjo/small_u-201701251612.png)
Clay Jones
![Kevin Kallaugher](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/cwkal/small_u-201701251613.png)
Kevin Kallaugher
By KAL![Steve Kelley](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/crske/small_crske_u_202109291317.png)
Steve Kelley
![Mike Luckovich](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/crmlu/small_crmlu_u_202109291429.png)
Mike Luckovich
![Jim Morin](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/cwjmo/small_u-201701251613.png)
Jim Morin
![Jack Ohman](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/tmjoh/small_u-201701251612.png)
Jack Ohman
![Pat Oliphant](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/po/small_u-201701251612.png)
Pat Oliphant
![Joel Pett](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/jp/small_u-201701251613.png)
Joel Pett
![Ted Rall](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/tr/small_tr_u_202109291016.png)
Ted Rall
![Drew Sheneman](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/tmdsh/small_u-201701251612.png)
Drew Sheneman
![Dana Summers](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/tmdsu/small_u-201701251612.png)
Dana Summers
![Tom Toles](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/tt/small_u-201701251612.png)
Tom Toles
![Gary Varvel](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/crgva/small_u-201701251612.png)
Gary Varvel
![ViewsAfrica](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/cwvaf/small_cwvaf_u_202103310905.png)
ViewsAfrica
By Cartoon Movement-US![ViewsAmerica](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/cwvam/small_cwvam_u_202103310907.png)
ViewsAmerica
By Cartoon Movement-US![ViewsAsia](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/cwvas/small_cwvas_u_202103310925.png)
ViewsAsia
By Cartoon Movement-US![ViewsBusiness](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/cwbus/small_cwbus_u_202103310928.png)
ViewsBusiness
By Cartoon Movement-US![ViewsEurope](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/cwveu/small_cwveu_u_202103310931.png)
ViewsEurope
By Cartoon Movement-US![ViewsLatinAmerica](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/cwvla/small_cwvla_u_202103310941.png)
ViewsLatinAmerica
By Cartoon Movement-US![ViewsMidEast](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/cwvme/small_cwvme_u_202103310942.png)
ViewsMidEast
By Cartoon Movement-US![Clay Bennett](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/wpcbe/small_u-201701251611.png)
Clay Bennett
![Chris Britt](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/crcbr/small_u-201701251611.png)
Chris Britt
![Gary Markstein](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/crgma/small_crgma_u_202109291443.png)
Gary Markstein
![Marshall Ramsey](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/crmra/small_u-201701251611.png)
Marshall Ramsey
![Scott Stantis](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/crsst/small_u-201701251611.png)
Scott Stantis
![Steve Breen](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/crsbr/small_u-201701251611.png)
Steve Breen
![Michael Ramirez](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/crmrm/small_u-201701251611.png)
Michael Ramirez
![Matt Wuerker](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/wu/small_u-201701251613.png)
Matt Wuerker
![Win, Lose, Drew](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/litt/small_u-201701251613.png)
Win, Lose, Drew
By Drew Litton![Henry Payne](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/payn/small_payn_u_202109291116.png)
Henry Payne
![Rob Rogers](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/roge/small_u-201701251613.png)
Rob Rogers
![Jeff Stahler](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/stah/small_u-201701251613.png)
Jeff Stahler
![Matt Bors](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/bor/small_u-201701251614.png)
Matt Bors
![Robert Ariail](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/aria/small_u-201701251613.png)
Robert Ariail
![Mike Lester](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/wpmle/small_u-201701251614.png)
Mike Lester
![Phil Hands](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/ph/small_u-201701251614.png)
Phil Hands
![Brian McFadden](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/bm/small_u-201701251614.png)
Brian McFadden
![Rebecca Hendin](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/reb/small_reb_u_202109291103.png)
Rebecca Hendin
![Joe Heller](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/jhe/small_u-201701251614.png)
Joe Heller
![Stone Soup](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/ssc/small_ssc_u_202406241242.png)
Stone Soup
By Jan Eliot![Adam@Home](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/ad/small_u-201701251612.png)
Adam@Home
By Rob Harrell![Andy Capp](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/crcap/small_u-201701251612.png)
Andy Capp
By Reg Smythe![Arlo and Janis](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/aj/small_u-201701251613.png)
Arlo and Janis
By Jimmy Johnson![Baby Blues](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/bab/small_bab_u_202201031430.png)
Baby Blues
By Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott![B.C.](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/crbc/small_u-201701251612.png)
B.C.
By Mastroianni and Hart![Brevity](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/bvp/small_u-201701251613.png)
Brevity
By Dan Thompson![Broom Hilda](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/tmbro/small_u-201701251612.png)
Broom Hilda
By Russell Myers![Cathy Classics](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/ca/small_u-201701251612.png)
Cathy Classics
By Cathy Guisewite![Close to Home](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/cl/small_u-201701251612.png)
Close to Home
By John McPherson![The Elderberries](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/eld/small_u-201701251612.png)
The Elderberries
By Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise![Family Tree](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/fmt/small_u-201701251613.png)
Family Tree
By Signe Wilkinson![For Better or For Worse](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/fb/small_u-201701251612.png)
For Better or For Worse
By Lynn Johnston![Frank and Ernest](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/fk/small_u-201701251612.png)
Frank and Ernest
By Thaves![Free Range](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/crfr/small_u-201701251611.png)
Free Range
By Bill Whitehead![Garfield](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/ga/small_u-201701251612.png)
Garfield
By Jim Davis![Grand Avenue](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/gr/small_u-201701251613.png)
Grand Avenue
By Mike Thompson![Lio](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/lio/small_u-201701251612.png)
Lio
By Mark Tatulli![Loose Parts](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/tmloo/small_u-201701251612.png)
Loose Parts
By Dave Blazek![Luann](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/lu/small_lu_u_201803261056.png)
Luann
By Greg Evans and Karen Evans![Moderately Confused](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/mcf/small_u-201701251613.png)
Moderately Confused
By Jeff Stahler![Non Sequitur](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/nq/small_u-201701251612.png)
Non Sequitur
By Wiley Miller![Pearls Before Swine](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/pb/small_u-201701251613.png)
Pearls Before Swine
By Stephan Pastis![Pickles](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/wppic/small_u-201701251611.png)
Pickles
By Brian Crane![Pot-Shots](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/ps/small_u-201701251615.png)
Pot-Shots
By Ashleigh Brilliant![Reality Check](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/rc/small_u-201701251613.png)
Reality Check
By Dave Whamond![Rose is Rose](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/rr/small_u-201701251613.png)
Rose is Rose
By Don Wimmer and Pat Brady![Shoe](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/tmsho/small_u-201701251611.png)
Shoe
By Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly![Speed Bump](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/crspe/small_u-201701251612.png)
Speed Bump
By Dave Coverly![Stone Soup](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/ssc/small_ssc_u_202406241242.png)
Stone Soup
By Jan Eliot![Strange Brew](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/crstr/small_u-201701251612.png)
Strange Brew
By John Deering![Ziggy](https://avatar.amuniversal.com/feature_avatars/ubadge_images/features/zi/small_u-201701251611.png)
This is a variation of a joke used on Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In in 1970, and it was probably an old joke even then. I don’t know what’s stranger – that I remember watching it, or that I could find the script online.
- [Door] Who was the 13th president of the United States?- Dear, would you answer the door?- Millard Fillmore.
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