One of my not so clever ideas years ago was to sneak a superball onto the squash court with me. Part way during the game I switched the ball without my partner seeing and gave my serve an almighty whack! It sure as hell surprised my partner, but more so me, as that ball became a lethal projectile that never seemed to slow down and came from every direction. Floor, walls and ceiling only seemed to make it go faster!! Lying flat on the floor became the best option and eventually it stopped leaving us more than a little shaken. I was so grateful that all the strip lights remained intact otherwise my joke could have got me ejected from the club. I NEVER touched one of those balls again :-)
Puddlegum2 - clearly you are of great intelligence and often your short comments are amusing. However, when you preach and lecture you spoil the comic fun for me. I go to college to be educated; I come here for my daily dose of smiles. Don’t leave; just don’t lecture so much please :-))
One of my not so clever ideas years ago was to sneak a superball onto the squash court with me. Part way during the game I switched the ball without my partner seeing and gave my serve an almighty whack! It sure as hell surprised my partner, but more so me, as that ball became a lethal projectile that never seemed to slow down and came from every direction. Floor, walls and ceiling only seemed to make it go faster!! Lying flat on the floor became the best option and eventually it stopped leaving us more than a little shaken. I was so grateful that all the strip lights remained intact otherwise my joke could have got me ejected from the club. I NEVER touched one of those balls again :-)