"Young man, you are interfering with serious cat business!" -- Josette
The trouble is that they are merely Funkyverse girls. The bad ones are shrews that no manchild will touch. The good ones wait for the boys to make the first move—and Batiuk isn’t going to introduce any new characters beyond anonymous crowd members.
Big things start to happen, but somehow they never catch fire.
“Bottom” does describe how Batiuk views his relationship with his readers.
Do bears wrap on the wooden characters?
Is this the point where the Syndicate says “It’s a wrap”?
Or dig a hole through the floor and foundation so the tree can take root inside the living room.
If you make it a jumbo-sized can of tomatoes, yes.
It’s as if SkyNet became self-aware, looked at the world and hit the snooze alarm.
With Dingle’s kerosene-soaked books stacked at his feet.
HP Lovecraft already did Dingle to death.
The trouble is that they are merely Funkyverse girls. The bad ones are shrews that no manchild will touch. The good ones wait for the boys to make the first move—and Batiuk isn’t going to introduce any new characters beyond anonymous crowd members.