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1. about 2 hours ago on Crankshaft

   Vincent Price was the one who described the rock-crushed insect as “fly a la mode.”

2. about 2 hours ago on Crankshaft

   The correct answer is not the most absurd thing you can think of—because with Batiuk on the job, he can out-absurd the entire graduating student body of Clown College.

3. about 2 hours ago on Crankshaft

   That last arc drew far more flies than this one.

4. about 18 hours ago on Crankshaft

   He lived? I blame the high price of silver.

5. about 21 hours ago on Crankshaft

   You mean I’m not Bill Thompson?

6. 1 day ago on Crankshaft

   Nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure!

7. 1 day ago on Crankshaft

   “And then there was the time I tried to light every match in a big box of kitchen matches, but I couldn’t make any of them burn! They just lay there all over the living room floor! Mommy came in and congratulated me for not setting the house on fire again!”

8. 1 day ago on Crankshaft

   That is not Crankshaft & Company in the final panel. It’s a mural painted on the wall to make it look like Stale Evans has other customers.

9. 1 day ago on Crankshaft

   Your Aunt Sophistry had two glass eyes, didn’t she? Now did she remember to pat you on the head for coloring inside the lines?

10. 2 days ago on Crankshaft

    Bram Stoker adapted the quote for “Dracula,” having the Count tell Jonathan Harker “But a stranger in a strange land, he is no one; men know him not—and to know not is to care not for.”