Egil skallagrimsson

Kveldulf Free

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  1. 1 day ago on Pearls Before Swine

    My brother was the last of four widely spaced children in our family and, by the time he was born, my mother had all but given up on discipline. My brother has spent the last couple of decades in and out of prison.

    He’s a guard.

  2. 1 day ago on Non Sequitur

    The secret to a perfect martini is to replace the two troublesome ingredients with vodka and peppermint schnapps.

  3. 1 day ago on Non Sequitur

    I had a college roommate who spent months learning how to do just that. Came the day and he trudged off in a state of great excitement.

    He returned pale and shaking and swore, “Never again!”

  4. 1 day ago on Non Sequitur

    Never heard of caipirinha or cachaca. Looked it up on duckduckgo.

  5. 1 day ago on Non Sequitur

    The secret is to use cachaca, which is distilled from sugar cane, instead of rum. made from molasses.

  6. 1 day ago on Non Sequitur

    That’s it, Count. Proof positive that all your controversial posts are so much baloney.

    You just love to stir up sh|t.

  7. 1 day ago on Non Sequitur

    Never trust an alcoholic spy.

  8. 1 day ago on Non Sequitur

    Stirred, not shaken.

  9. 1 day ago on Non Sequitur

    No. Ian Fleming got that wrong. The secret is to stir, not shake!

    Shaking affects the flavour (bruises) of the martini.

  10. 4 days ago on Non Sequitur

    Come on, Count. There is nothing wrong with buying a nice toy when you strike it rich. It soothes your nerves so you really can invest wisely.