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I hatched out of a dead Mackerel. I was the ugliest maggot of the lot. Grandpa told me he'd seen prettier faces on iodine bottles. http://offthewallcomments-jimdalton.blogspot.com

Comics I Follow

Frog Applause

Frog Applause

By Teresa Burritt
The Fusco Brothers

The Fusco Brothers

By J.C. Duffy
Last Kiss

Last Kiss

By John Lustig
Non Sequitur

Non Sequitur

By Wiley Miller

Recent Comments

  1. over 13 years ago on Frog Applause

    Fiber is foul and foul is fiber. Hover through the fog and filthy air.

  2. over 13 years ago on Last Kiss

    He’s her deadline (he thinks)

  3. almost 14 years ago on Frog Applause

    What is the real percentage of people that are fat because of of a chemical imbalance or WHATEVER? As far as I’m concerned, fat people are fair game to ridicule like everyone else. Eat too much every day- you get fat. Drink too much every day- you get drunk every day. Live with a 300# girl every day- you drink every day.

  4. almost 14 years ago on Frog Applause

    Somebody’s looking for car keys.

  5. almost 14 years ago on Frog Applause

    No clap today then. We’ll see you tonight.

  6. almost 14 years ago on Frog Applause

    Re: Letter to the Editor: The unbaptised and virtuous pagans of the First Circle happen to be my neighbors in Upper Hell. They are all very kind. Some even bring me cookies knowing that I cannot survive on lust alone. Therefore Alice, you are a foul and deadly stinko. It’s not nice to point fingers. I have informed your probation officer. He will arrive shortly and force-feed you all of your crayons.

  7. almost 14 years ago on Non Sequitur

    I think you are my neighbor. Bring back my saw and cordless screwdriver now.

  8. almost 14 years ago on Frog Applause

    If I have to be an Upper Hells-man, I want a room in the Second Circle with a king-size bed far away from the foul and deadly stinkos.

  9. almost 14 years ago on Frog Applause

    Maybe you should skip it and go home. Your Shetland Pony looks ill. Is he a little hoarse?

  10. almost 14 years ago on Frog Applause

    You got his goat.