Recent Comments

1. almost 14 years ago on Frog Applause

   Fiber is foul and foul is fiber. Hover through the fog and filthy air.

2. about 14 years ago on Last Kiss

   He’s her deadline (he thinks)

3. about 14 years ago on Frog Applause

   What is the real percentage of people that are fat because of of a chemical imbalance or WHATEVER? As far as I’m concerned, fat people are fair game to ridicule like everyone else. Eat too much every day- you get fat. Drink too much every day- you get drunk every day. Live with a 300# girl every day- you drink every day.

4. about 14 years ago on Frog Applause

   Somebody’s looking for car keys.

5. about 14 years ago on Frog Applause

   No clap today then. We’ll see you tonight.

6. about 14 years ago on Frog Applause

   Re: Letter to the Editor: The unbaptised and virtuous pagans of the First Circle happen to be my neighbors in Upper Hell. They are all very kind. Some even bring me cookies knowing that I cannot survive on lust alone. Therefore Alice, you are a foul and deadly stinko. It’s not nice to point fingers. I have informed your probation officer. He will arrive shortly and force-feed you all of your crayons.

7. about 14 years ago on Non Sequitur

   I think you are my neighbor. Bring back my saw and cordless screwdriver now.

8. about 14 years ago on Frog Applause

   If I have to be an Upper Hells-man, I want a room in the Second Circle with a king-size bed far away from the foul and deadly stinkos.

9. about 14 years ago on Frog Applause

   Maybe you should skip it and go home. Your Shetland Pony looks ill. Is he a little hoarse?

10. about 14 years ago on Frog Applause

    You got his goat.