I still have Mike Tyson’s Punch Out from when I was a kid. It’s one of very few original NES games that are still fun all this time later. Mike Tyson is HARD to beat, but not impossible. I can do it about 1/3rd of the time.
I totally support this. July is already my favorite month (my birthday, wife’s birthday, anniversary of our meeting, etc), and this would make it all the more awesome.
A classic.
Also: Your mother’s so fat smaller fat women orbit her.