Recent Comments

1. 1 day ago on Free Range

   It’s not aparrot to me…

2. 9 days ago on Pluggers

   Oh, I messed all that up, big time. I should have said, “shōve, as a less-awkward version of ‘shaved’; as in ’I shōve this morning.”

   Not enough coffee!! (That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.)

3. 10 days ago on Pluggers

   Nothing wrong with making up words. We need a past-tense of “shaved”, I propose “shōved”, with a long o.

4. 23 days ago on Ordinary Bill

   Reminds me of when our IT guys got iPhones. They always had to have the latest thing, and the iPhone had just come out.

   He’s showing me, “Look, this is how you dial… No wait, THIS is how you dial… Oh, I got it wrong… this is how you dial…”

   Five minutes later: “I gotta look at the instructions again.”

5. about 1 month ago on Gasoline Alley

   “Friendly Neighborhood Homeowner’s Association”… great contradiction in terms…

6. about 1 month ago on Cul de Sac

   Warehouse 13…!

7. 3 months ago on Ben

   “I’ve read this same paragraph SIX TIMES!!!”

8. 3 months ago on Edge City

   For Pete’s sake, Len! STOP SAYING “FINE”, and instead say, “It looks so good, how about a roll in the hay?”

   Win-win!

9. 3 months ago on Lio

   What do you call an outfit that does plastic surgery on ghosts?

   Ghostbusters…

10. 3 months ago on Edge City

    My wife had diagnosed sleep apnea for 20+ years, and refused to get a CPAP machine because the mask made her claustrophobic.

    She developed CHF (Congestive Heart Failure) as a direct result.

    She later agreed to try different masks and to get the machine. She could not believe how much better she slept, and how her heart rhythm improved; but the damage was done.

    She passed three years ago.

    At far too young an age; 20 years before her time. We had intended to do traveling and many other things, but she was too sick to go.