I don’t know, a martini might help you sleep.
Does he think Hugh Jackman was bitten by a muskrat?!
Ahhh, obviously never a smoker ;-) That first drag is the best!
Hey! She’s still a dog!
Nobody likes an ugly jerk! Come-on?!
No duh!
Flip the cushion!
No, sorry. We have a seven year itch policy.
He hasn’t been neutered?! (Gasp). Is Kenny coming on to her? ;-)
He wasn’t looking at you eyes…
I don’t know, a martini might help you sleep.